Contributed by: DiRT
This isn't a recap or a report... It's random thoughts and reactions
from someone whose opinion you don't value.
So Shane and Steph turn off their cell phones every week during RAW? Odd. Then who was Adamle talking to every week on his cell phone when he was talking to â€œShaneâ€ and â€œStephâ€? He must have friends with the same names who â€œgave him this opportunityâ€ to buy time-share condos or something. And why canâ€™t Shane and Stephanie see the backstage segments? Why did Jericho have to go out to ring to talk to them? Can they not see the backstage segments just like how they canâ€™t see the camera, cameraman, boom mic, sound guy, the lights, and the intern rounding up the slack cable lengths when they are backstage talking in â€˜privateâ€™?
Too bad itâ€™s live or Y2Jâ€™s promo wouldnâ€™t lost that momentum when he flubbed his line. Has he been re-watching Hoganâ€™s run on Smackdown?
At $1 a vote, how many votes will be cast for Rey Vs. Kane at CyberSunday? I guess Rey could get about 20 from his family, but does Kane have any kids?
Speaking of Hoganâ€¦ Maybe Haas could do someone next week that hasnâ€™t been impersonated by every other wrestler under the sun.
Orton shouldâ€™ve just done a 2 minute backstage thing with Adamle or something. Killing that much TV time wasnâ€™t really needed.
OK, soâ€¦ All these heels are the lumberjacks andâ€¦ HEY! ITâ€™S SNITSKY! WHOO! â€¦anyway, all these heel lumberjacks are backstage waiting to come out, but itâ€™s a secret to the faces, right? So following the WWE logic of how these things work, guys like Mark Henry and Manu were hiding behind speakers and in empty ring equipment trunks so the faces wouldnâ€™t see them, then after Michaels and Batista got the ring, they scurried out like magical fairies in the forest after the humans leave? Do you think it was Cody Rhodes or Tony Atlas hiding behind the sound guy in the Gorilla Position? Oh, and then it ends in a double DQ. Great way to make the match â€˜mean something.â€™
Man I hate Jackass. I used to like the show when it first came out, but it got old fast andâ€¦ Speaking of getting old fast, Knoxville looks like heâ€™s 60 these daysâ€¦ Oh great, thereâ€™s Big Dick Johnson. Could this get worse? I spoke too soon. It did. Now there are two ugly naked dudesâ€¦ and the BOOGEYMAN?! Crap in a hat! And they mentioned Khali earlier. I bet he makes a stellar appearance too. And there he is. This is why people stopped watching RAW.
A six â€œpersonâ€ tag with Miz/Morrison/Jillian vs. Cryme Tyme/Kelly Kelly? If there were any viewers left, theyâ€™ve switched to Antiques Roadshow now.
They let Punk win? Good for him. Too bad it was in a way that doesnâ€™t help his credibility at all. Or maybe thatâ€™s not so bad because itâ€™s CM Punk. Regardless, I hated this episode.