Contributed by: DiRT
This isn't a recap or a report... It's random thoughts and reactions
from someone whose opinion you don't value.
A 3 hour RAW next week? Where's my gun? ... OK, maybe it's not that dire, but still... a 3 hour train wreck is much more excruciating than a 2 hour one. 800 episodes of RAW? Congrats WWE.
*YAWN* A steel cage World Title rematch? That sounds familiar... Oh right! That was CM Punk's storyline. Does this mean Jericho will lose the rematch and go right into a feud with Santino instead of staying at the main event level?
At least Orton's storyline seems a bit interesting, although, not completely so. He's calling out a McMahon, trying to force Shane and Steph to appear next week. Does this mean Vince will finally put his ego back on TV like he's been dying to do for months?
So much for the 3rd Generation DudesÂ© being worth something. I guess this makes Kofi into 'somebody' now. Oh wait - it's the tag titles. Nevermind. At least the match was decent.
Now, I love Santino and his gimmick, and usually his little gimmick matches are fun, but Honky Tonk Man needs to go away for a long time and stay off of TV. What a waste of humanity. I was looking forward to Honky appearing at the final man Santino needed to beat to overtake Honky's record, but now I'm totally fine with never seeing him again on TV. He's brought nothing to the table and I'm beginning to dread these appearances.
Batista Promo. He's talking about... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... *SNORT* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......... *cough* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
It is over? Oh look, I missed the Divas match. What a shame.
Did Jericho really want JBL to have a title shot? I mean, if you are the champ, why would you want anyone to win? Is JBL really that much easier an opponent than Batista. Oh wait... I guess he is.
Too bad Rey and Bourne botched a couple spots because they had a good match otherwise. Too bad Kane is still involved with Rey. $*#&@^$!!!
Miz and Morrison made fun of DX again? Hmmm... I wonder if that means DX will reunite - AGAIN - on the special RAW next week.Listen, the NWO is dead and buried and they need to let it go. OH WAIT. Did I say NWO? Oops. Obviously I meant DX. The NWO and DX are by no means related.
What's with these RAW main events? Does anyone really look forward to awkward tag matches by guys who make bad teams? When was the last time RAW had a main event scheduled that made you think "OH MAN! I WANT TO SEE THAT!"?
No, I can't think of one either.